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TRIPLE B - new Jack explains to Dr Alex why Alexandra is a Triple B - ’big bootie brunette’
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TRIPLE DUMP OFF - Alexandra trilemna : a three-way dump-off means she must choose between Dr Alex, Idris and Kieran and only one of them can remain on Love Island
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D DAY - as Alex says, it’s time to ’do or get dumped’ : Alex, Idris and Kieran have to Impress Alexandra as she’s the one who will decide their respective fates
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FANTASY FIREMAN - Idris did himself a power of good by winning the Hot Stuff challenge : he’s done his routine before, surely?
Love Island YouTube
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I KISSED A GIRL (ALMOST) - rumours that Megan and Alexandra already acquainted boosted by Lock Doh music vid : is that them almost locking lips at 2:16?
Lock Doh
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REAL OR FAKE? - we’re not talking boobs here : Alex Miller gives the inside track including ’Dr Alex is one of the funniest...an absolute howl...but get him one on one with a bird he just crumbles...’
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...and paraphrases William Shakespeare’s ’The lady doth protest too much, methinks’ with ’She says she’s loyal so much she’s now not loyal’ : guess who?
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SHITTY DAY IN PARADISE - public vote for fave boy and fave girl left Frankie, Charlie + Josh and Grace, Megan + Ellie on ’least favourite’ listings...
Love Island YouTube
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...Frankie and Grace got the hard word not from La Flack but by txt, so just like IRL...
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...with the promising Frankira no more, devastated Samira ’Na Min’ Mighty suffered a bad attack of the ’know what I means’...
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...and with the Alace non-relationship cruelly terminated...
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...doctor Alex realised that once again his only hope would be ’older woman’ Laura but her meat-eating cougar tendencies are about to be kickstarted by the arrival of two new and, crucially, younger boys...
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...unfortunately she’s not on the hit list of either newcomer but someone else definitely is...
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HARD TARGET - no sooner than JoKaz status goes boyfriend / girlfriend than the relationship comes under threat as Kaz targetted by both new boys. Is she a soft touch or will she prove to be a hard target?
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LOYALTY ISLAND - newbie Idris Virgo says ’loyalty is key when it comes to winning his heart’ : you’ve come to the right place then, Dris, cos ’loyalty’ is a given on Love Island. Kaz his prime target with Georgia and Samira also in his scopes...
Radio Times YouTube
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...and loyalty is Georgia’s specialist subject. She can talk about it ad nauseam. Adelheid Hock msg ’I don’t want to sound so mean, but I think it’s kind of karma that both of the new boys want to go for Kaz. Josh might get a taste of his own medicine’
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KARMA KAZ - Kaz #1 target for newbie Kieran Nicholls but because he ’values loyalty in a relationship, and claims that looks aren’t high on his list of priorities’ (Radio Times) his #2 pick is...Megan, obvs
Radio Times YouTube
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BPM - aim of the game was to raise heartbeats as scientifically measured by ’beats per minute’ : the boys’ routines won but who had the best thrusts?..
Love Island YouTube
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...but the girl most successful at raising pulses was Georgia : what’s she got? what’s her secret?
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SUNDAY BEST - La Flack models her best bath towel + spikes in hommage to Love Island : ’When you have nothing to wear for Sunday’ 👀
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