I WILL SURVIVE - ’This goes out to all the slags in isolation wondering how the f*** you’re going to live through an indefinite number of months stuck indoors with your dickhead family. You are not alone’ : Victoria Emes’ Coronavirus broadcast, just one of...
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...’Unfiltered thoughts from a potty mouthed Mama’ such as ’Working from home? Employ your kids!’ and ’Never thought I’d say this but I really miss getting my tits out in public. Especially in shopping centres’.
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THANK YOU NHS - say celebrities from music, sport, entertainment and the media.
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...the new NHS Nightingale Hospital in London via video link from Scotland.
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PRINCE CHARLES - not yet fully recovered from ’this coronavirus’ but now WFH : ’None of us can say when this will end, but end it will’
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SUPERMARKET STOCKPILING - Grime Gran ’can’t believe what’s f*****’ happening’ and has this observation for people unable to get masks : ’course you can’t ’cause all the greedy f****** doubled up on them’. Keep up with...
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MY BAD - Aston Villa captain Jackass Foolish has been fined £150,000 by his football club and has apologised for his grealishness (see below) : ’I hope everyone can accept my apology and we can move on from this and in the near future we can be out enjoying ourselves again once this has all boiled over’. Cap’n Selfish probs means ’blown over’ rather than ’boiled over’.
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...apoplectic on GMB. But why? Get...
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...the full ’baller behaving badly’ story at MailOnline.
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SELF-ISOLATION STRATEGIES - online cocktails with the girls for Amanda Holden : ’no need to drop standards!’ while model...
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...England cricketer Jos Buttler, has had to close her studio because ’the Prime Minister advises everyone to avoid all nonessential social contact and travel. I am devastated’ but...
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...Victoria Aspinall reflects on ’Using these uncertain times to reconnect with nature 💐 and plan ahead 💁♀️, so many exiting projects in the pipeline! Hoping everyone is staying safe and motivated when we all just really need a hug ! 🤗😘#staypositive’. That msg rec’d by...
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...Nicole Scherzinger grabs a hunk for ’some easy, at home workouts that you can try while self isolating this week ❤️’. Conservationist...
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