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...Tom for not throwing himself in as much as other people! The boys selected...
Tom Walker Instagram
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...Arabella on the grounds that ’it wouldn’t be as big a part lost as others in the villa’
Arabella Chi Instagram
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BODYGUARD - Arabella (white buckle dress from @isawitfirst) backstory includes 8 months with..
Arabella Chi Instagram
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...in the red corner, personal trainer / bodyguard / MMA fighter / entrepreneur Bobby Rich who...
TheHooley
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CASH ISLAND - neologism from Tommy Fury : ’refreshify’. Word up, Tommy, genius! But trouble arrived in the form of...
Tommy Fury Instagram
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...viewers tweets : at 5:40 ’she doesn’t like him she likes £50k’. Earlier in the day, newspaper the Daily Star had published...
Love Island
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...’Randy couple Tommy Fury and Molly-Mae Hague are faking it. The sensational claim comes from dumped Yewande Biala. Yewande reckons they are one of the couples who are only staying together for the TV cameras as they need to be with someone to survive and win’. The viewer tweets certainly shook things up. Moolah-Mae refuted the claim with...
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...’I’ve never mentioned money’. sarah.woodmansey is not convinced :’ How can molly say she’s not in there for the money she 100% is and she’s 100% one of those annoying insta girls 😂 she wouldn’t look twice at tommy in the real world’. But...
Molly-Mae Hague Instagram
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RLLY? - ITV suits appearing before a House of Commons culture select committee disclosed that...
parliament.uk
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...documents sent to Love Islands participant include a 27-page contract and warnings that..
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...’if you’re hoping that you will become famous by taking part in the show, there are no guarantees that this will happen’ and...
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...’if you engage in sex we advise to practice safe sex...
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...However, if you engage in unsafe sex there are risks you are taking which you take full responsibility for’.
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...as a result of the Danny dumping gave rise to much...
Love Island
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...philosophising such as ’Life is a test, love is the prize’ and ’we’re here for a good time, not a long time’ as well as lots of...
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...f-wording. Pottymouth Maura the worst offender, obvs, but given a good challenge by Amber. Anna contributed as did clean-cut Curtis, the peacemaker / therapist. Arabella did not join in the f-fun, probs cos she had a bad attack of the ’likes’. Surprisingly, nobody uttered the familiar words ’it is what it is’.
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G SPOT - from grafting to grovelling : model Tom Walker in a tight spot as he finds out that Maura...
Tom Walker Instagram
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...puts the ’m’ in ’mouth’ but not in the way he was anticipating. She also puts the ’M’ into BDSM. If masochism is your thing, Maura’s defo your type. It all started with...
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...a seemingly innocuous remark : ’see if she’s all mouth’. How did it all go so wrong, Tom? Kem Cetinay (class of ’17) and...
Love Island
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...Joe Garratt (class of ’19) provide the punditry on ’This Morning’.
This Morning
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BORIS ISLAND - a wise Islander once said ’one day in the villa is like a week on the out’. UK prime minister Harold Wilson famously said ’A week is a long time in politics’. The old US joke holds that ’Politics is Hollywood for ugly people’. Now the Conservative Party leadership election has been described as ’Love Island in suits’. Boris Johnson confirmed this assesment with...
Boris Johnson Instagram
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...a late night ruck at squeeze Carrie Symonds’ hideaway in Camberwell. The heated argument allegedly included ’get off my f*****g laptop’ (Boris) and ’get off me’ (Carrie). Bojo pied off his wife of 25 years for proper peng sort Carrie, 23 years his junior and defo 110% his type on paper, who turned his head 560 degrees. The problem for him now is that a ’shout tape’ exists. FYI...
Daily Mail
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...in American slang a ’johnson’ is a ’penis’, add a ’t’ and ’johnston’ means ’leave a place or situation in a hurry’. Just sayin’. Carrie’s ex...
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...Oliver Haiste does not have an Instagram nor abs and is not a personal fitness trainer.
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EX ON THE BENCH - Arabella Chi’s ex is former Royal Marines Commando, now Barry’s Bootcamp instructor...
Barry's Bootcamp
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...Jay Copley ; ’Yes, I’m talking to you, soldier’. Look at that selfie pose, he’s perfect for Love Island.
Jay Copley Instagram
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