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...thereby creating ’Tayllen’, a power brow combo that is unlikely to be matched.
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...Stevie have more in common that the fact that both their names end in ’ie’. They are compatible. They like love...
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CASA FOMO - over in Casa Amor, Amy experiencing fear of missing out on what’s happening with Curtis back in the villa : ’I’m visualising me walking in and him being sat there with some f****** bird’. She’s says she’s suffering ’fear of the unknown’ (FOTU) and ’fear of not knowing’ (FONK). ’Do our girls have reason to worry?? @curtispritchard12, we’re watching you 👀’ Meanwhile...
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...Curtis experiencing FONABTIA (fear of not actually being that into Amy) : bystephpose msg ’Did Michael not pick up on Curtis saying he is NOT physically attracted to Amy?⁉️ Lol 💁🏼♀️ I sensed that from the start.
Physical attraction, to fancy someone is important too. I wish he would get to know stunner @mariacarmelwild x’. Other...
Curtis Pritchard Instagram
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...FOs that spring to LoveIslander’s mind are FOBBLA (fear of being boring like Amy), FOMIA (fear of morphing into Amy) etc etc. LoveIslander off to update Urban Dictionary. That’s enough frivolity whilst...
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...Curtis is in crisis. Just look at that face!
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LI LINGO - Caroline Flack auditions older demographic as potential pundits for the Aftersun panel but has to explain the language of Love Island so sticks with the young bloods...
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DANGERDAD - Love Island dangerous dad 2018 was Danny Dyer, father of Dani. This year sees...
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... daughter Belle ’Underboob’ Hassan tries her luck in the villa. Underbelle defo...
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...fancies Scottish bum depilation aficionado Anton Danyluk now...
Love Island
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...getting a bit desperate : ’Thank YOU Santa for bringing the new girls into the villa 🎅🏻🤷🏼♀️😂. But...
Anton Danyluk Instagram
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...it looks like his luck has chnged as Belle goes in for a quick kill. Both...
Daily Express 24h
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...Danny and Tamer are old mates from the acting game : they starred in 2004 film ’The Football Factory 2004’, Danny as ’Tommy Johnson’ and Tamer as ’Millwall Fred’. Check ’em @1:40
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C-WORD - ’We wouldn’t do that, say that, wear that. She’s too cringe, he’s too keen’ (Sarah Carson, i Newspaper) ’Love island, which impossibly is approaching its halfway point, is a highlight of my year. I love it : the absurd peacocking, fluorescent bodycon, ludicrous melodrama, slowed-down party bangers from 2010, the occasional on-screen fumble…
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...And the masses agree : live viewer ratings consistently hover above 2.5 million…and the texts I send on WhatsApp groups are some of the most spiteful things I’ve written’.
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EYMA - Under The Duvet with Eyal & Elma for their analysis of the Twitter game, the Taura relationship malfunction and the Texit
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F IS FOR - fan of Maura. Caitlin Moran is a FOM, defo. Writing as Celebrity Watch in The Times, she opines...
Caitlin Moran Instagram
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...’Her Instagram account is all "bikinis in Dubai" and a powerful testament to a powerful underboob game. If you’re super into half-tits, this is totally the girl for you. However...
Maura Higgins Instagram
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...since entering Love Island last week, Higgins has revealed herself to be the horniest and most chaotic female sexual energy seen on British television, and blesssed with a punchy line in neologisms - the filthy, cheerful, appreciative cry of "He gives me fanny flutters" has instantly entered the lexicon of 3.3 million viewers. This was within just five minutes of entering the Love Island house - causing the other contestats to spit their drinks out in mock-horror. Even though...
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...Love Island is a show absolutely centred on people totally shagging, the other contestants are persistently coy about the fact they’re in a sex zoo. In terms of entrances, Maura is basically a lady sex-pirate who kicked the door open...with her fanny.’ TBF, Caitlin, the...
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...FF-word did feature extensively on Aussie Love Island last year. Scroll down ’til you come to the evidence. True...
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...before the double dumping Maura was on fine form firing off the F-word all over the villa and...
Love Island
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...the C-word. That’s ’coward’, btw. Or ’cringey’. Take your pick according to your sensibility.
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