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...’Don’t be afraid to catch feels (ha)’ ringing in his ears, Michael...
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...decides to cut in on Gramber after rationalising the situation thus : ’now Joanna’s gone it’s given me time to think clearly’. Thnx for the inspo, Jimmy.
Love Island Instagram
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IIWII - or That’s Muggy. Danny and Jourdan provide Love Island punditry for Closer : ’It’s just a massage!’
Closer
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MUMSNET ISLAND - Amber’s Mum doesn’t want her to get with ______ but Amy’s Mum...
This Morning
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...Sherie Ann Danyluk just wants someone who take over her her boy’s bum-shaving duties. That’s Belle, Mrs D. She’s already done it. Hold up! Antelle is...
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...ovah : ’You’re bullshit’. No, cancel that because...
Love Island
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INCOMING - off the subs bench and into the villa is newbie #1, a man with fast feet who is not afraid to cross the line and who is used to scoring. Pro rugby player...
Love Island Official
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...’searching for a girl who is confident in herself, not cocky but she knows her worth. I want a girl who backs herself and someone who lives a positive lifestyle’. Newbie #2...
Radio Times
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...has obviously been in training or months. Warm Love Island welcome to ’21st century Rapunzel’...
Harley Brash Instagram
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...and Newcastle estate agent Harley Brash. Newbie #3 is...
Radio Times
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...’Always embracing the curves!’ Vegan chef / Page 3 model India Reynolds set to be a Love Island bombshell and should...
India Reynolds Instagram
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...be Anton’s type, on paper and she’s looking for a...
Love Reality
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...’tall, muscly, handsome and hilarious man’
Radio Times
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SHE’S GOT THE LOOK - Mail on Sunday identifies the ’wisdom tooth’ look : ’That’s...
Mail on Sunday
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...a tiny waist, spindly legs and ginormous derriere’ and suggests Anna Vakili as a prime example.
Love Island
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WHO’S THE DADDY- in Belle’s case it’s actor Tamer Hassan who was fairly relaxed about Anton. but that was...
The Sun
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...before this : ’I am what I am, I am what I am’.
Coincidentally, Tamer starred with...
Love Island
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FAMILY VALUES - Pritchard Family on ’This Morning’ : Curtis’ parents and brother AJ
This Morning
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EARLY DOORS - after failing to score even a semi-girlfriend, semi-pro footballer Marvin Brooks has been taken off before the fulltime whistle blows.
Marvin Brooks
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NEWBIES - new bombshells, new brows. Eyebrow dancer...
Love Island
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...Francesca Allen had noted that ’Curtis just keeps giving me weird eyes’ but still selected the pro dancer for a date. ’You can get it up’ quipped ’Weird Eyes’ apropos of Francesca’s left eyebrow but that may not be enough to win because...
Francesca Allen
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...can he make ’em move lik Francesca? He is confident : ’I really like my eyebrows. Sometimes I get stick for them but I don’t care because I really like them because I can move them around’. So we can look forward to a...
Radio Times
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...’brow off’ along the lines of the Zoolander vs Hansel Walk Off.
Unless, of course, they decide to couple up...
Hansel Traven
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