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...Aftersun to explain himsef to Caroline and...
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THE SALMON - this summer’s essential Love Island move is not a dance or sex position but a swimming pool entry technique. Introduced...…
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...head high, arms by side and waggle fron the pelvis down : extra points and kudos for belly-flop landing which adds to authenticity but can be painful. Don’t...
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...try this at home without a large pool filled with water.
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100 NOT OUT - male model Jordan Hames has scored over a hundred times with the laydeez while...
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...Tommy Fury is stuck on 40 with no sign of any imminent increment because of...
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OTO - prisoners say ’on the out’, Love Islanders say ’on the outside’. Attending the ITV Summer Party at Nobu Hotel, Shoreditch were...
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...and Lucie Donlan, who didn’t Instarecord the event for posterity. The class of ’18 was represented by...
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...a girls’ choice recoupling leaves Amber with a difficult decision : Greg or Michael? One of them is going to be on the out in time for the weekend. Amber is...
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...taking advice on this important matter of the heart before making her decision.
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LOVE ISLAND LEXICON - ’dusting’ nothing to do with housework, it means ’telly sex’, as in having sex on national TV
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PLANET ANTON - Anton Danyluk back in the villa after a short absence for medical reasons not thought to be related to bum shaving. Rumours...
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...that he had popped out for an assignation with the supermarket check-out girl also considered to be wide of the mark. India...
India Reynolds Instagram
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...is being pursued by both Chris and Ovie but Belton is not likely to be replaced by Inditon for one simple reason.
Love Reality
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MICHAEL’S SONG - remember the Jimmy Cliff classic ’I can see clearly now the rain is gone’? Well...
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...philosopher / player Curtis (or was it Calvin Harris ft. Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry, Big Sean?)...
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...’No nothing ever lasts forever, no, One minute you’re here and the next you’re gone’ and with the words...
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