...former pro rugby player Max Evans (34) who dumped her for American actress Katie Johnson (they married in 2014 but split two years later) and who was a finalist in Dancing on Ice 2018 unlike...
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...his younger taller brother Thom Evans (33) also a former pro rugby player now model / actor who appeared on Strictly 12 and who used to go out with...
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...Kelly Brook who has absolutely no connection to Wes Nelson, 20, who has ’dated people who are Instagram famous but no actual celebrities’ who is coupled up with older woman Laura Anderson. However the Evans bros are cousins of DJ Chris Evans who...
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...LoveIslander now too exhausted to make further connections so here’s a pic of Wes ’No Actual Celebrities’ Nelson and Adam ’No Actual Nickname’ Collard in a Love Island abs off, and the winner is...
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BLAME IT ON THE ISLAND - ’Where did all the hairy chests go? I blame Love Island. Six men in trunks and not a wisp between them...blokes down the pub are shaving their chests as habitually as women do their legs. We must look to Ross Poldark...’ (Carol Midgley, The Times)
POLDARKED YouTube
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HIP EYAL - Eyal personal brand developing nicely as evidenced by this from DJ Grimmy : ’Listen, not to sound full hippy like Eyal from Love Island, but me and Fifi follow this thing on Instagram and it tells you about the moon’ (Nick Grimshaw, The Sun). Fifi is Grimmy’s producer btw, in case you were wondering
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BARD ISLAND – ‘I see parallels with Shakespeare…the whole premise of the show reminds me of a Shakespeare play…(Dr Sally Bayley on Love Island in Daily Mail)
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TELL US MORE, DR SALLY - ’... it’s similar to the messy romance Troilus and Cressida...In the play all the courtship is done by the go-between figure...On Love Island, the go-between is the prying TV camera as well as the other contestants…
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THAT’S DEEP! (AS EYAL WOULD SAY) - …Flirtation becomes a consumer sport. Everyone gets involved with the ludicrous language games played by these silly infants competing for sexual attention…
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LIKE, WOW! - … Indeed, the language they use is childish… The contestants are kids who seem to want a Marvel comic-book version of a partner…’
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WHAT’S IN A NAME? ’That which we call a rose
by any other word would smell as sweet’ (Shakespeare, ’Romeo and Juliet’)
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WHATSHISNAME - Hayley often can’t remember let alone pronounce the name of the boy she’s coupled with (it’s Eyal, btw) so LoveIslander respectfully suggests...
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MY FAIR HAYLEY - Call him ’Al’...Like Al...Now say your name followed by ’Al’...Like Hayl-ee Al...That’s it, well done, now drop the ’Hayl’ bit and you’re left with?.. Like hyphen ee Al...Almost, forget the hyphen and the ’like’...ee Al...What was that?...eeAl...Again...eeal...I think she’s got it!..eyal...By George she’s got it. Now once again, what’s his name?.. Eyal, Eyal
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MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING - Shakepeare play deals with love, rejection, fidelity : ’Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever, One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never’. Love Island love rat Adam dumps Kendall for Rosie...
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...interesting that ’nothing’ was Elizabethan slang for ’vagina’ and ’noting’, which sounded similar to ’nothing’, meant ’gossip, rumour and overhearing’
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GAME COUPLE - This is Hayley. She’s dismayed that ’partner’ Eyal sees Love Island as a game. LoveIslander fears semantic misunderstanding could trigger a ’conscious uncoupling’ in the style of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin!
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GAME BOY - This is Eyal, bearded amateur philosopher / professional model. Eyal : ’It’s mad. This is a game’ Hayley : ‘Is it a game? I thought you didn’t have a game plan?’ Eyal : ‘I don’t have a game plan but this whole thing is made to be a game’ Hayley : ‘It’s not a game, it’s only a game if you want it to be a game’ Eyal : ‘This is a game’
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CALM DOWN – chill, Hayley, he’s only referencing Shakespeare. ’The game’s afoot’ from Henry V, seeing as you ask…
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’THE GAME’S AFOOT - Once more unto the beach bodies, dear friends, once more...Vote for Alex, Dani, Eyal, Samira, Niall, Hayley, Wes, Kendall, Adam, Laura, Jack, Rosie, Georgia, Harry, England, and Saint George!’ (Use the official Love Island app)
Love Island app
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...now play him at his own game, Hayley. Try this quote from ‘As You Like It’ : ‘All the world’s a reality TV show. And all the boys and girls merely minor celebs; They have their exits and their entrances’. Very apposite, eh? No, nothing to do with the official Love Island app, it means ‘appropriate’
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THE TRUTH OR DARE - 2015 Love Islander Chris Williamson tell it like it is : ’What It’s Really Like To Live On Love Island’
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RECAP #1 - Love Island 2018 Week One Recap from Radio Times : ’From Adam’s controversial decision to take Kendall from Niall to the love triangle with lawyer Rosie, Alex’s lonely week to Dani and Jack’s on-again off-again relationship and Hayley and Eyal’s failure to launch, here’s what you might have missed...’
Radio Times YouTube
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PROUD DAD - Danny Dyer watches daughter Dani in Love Island ; Dean Washington msg ’That’s spun your nut son :)’
JOE YouTube
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LI18 LINEUP - Meet the Brand New Love Islanders : note ’Comments are disabled for this video’
Love Island YouTube
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SHAG SHOW - ’Naked Stupid Venal Morally Bankrupt Spiritually Dead Actually Pretty Ugly Young People F***ing For Money. (Giles Coren on Love Island, Twitter)
Giles Coren Twitter
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FAMILY AFFAIR - ’Very excited about the new series of Love Island. Don’t get me wrong: it’s drivel. But it’s also the one thing that can lure my 15-year-old daughter out of her room and on to the sofa with her family. Yes, it’s a terrible price to pay. But if I have to put up with this sordid spectacle of venal soft porn in order to get half an hour of mum-and-daughter time, then so be it’ (Sarah vine, Daily Mail)
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LoveIslander - LI 2018 channel
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...model / personal trainer Bradley Simmons, 25: ’
HATE running ... but love training with this one @bradleysimmonds’
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