’THE GAME’S AFOOT - Once more unto the beach bodies, dear friends, once more...Vote for Alex, Dani, Eyal, Samira, Niall, Hayley, Wes, Kendall, Adam, Laura, Jack, Rosie, Georgia, Harry, England, and Saint George!’ (Use the official Love Island app)
Love Island app
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...now play him at his own game, Hayley. Try this quote from ‘As You Like It’ : ‘All the world’s a reality TV show. And all the boys and girls merely minor celebs; They have their exits and their entrances’. Very apposite, eh? No, nothing to do with the official Love Island app, it means ‘appropriate’
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THE TRUTH OR DARE - 2015 Love Islander Chris Williamson tell it like it is : ’What It’s Really Like To Live On Love Island’
Modern Wisdom Podcast
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RECAP #1 - Love Island 2018 Week One Recap from Radio Times : ’From Adam’s controversial decision to take Kendall from Niall to the love triangle with lawyer Rosie, Alex’s lonely week to Dani and Jack’s on-again off-again relationship and Hayley and Eyal’s failure to launch, here’s what you might have missed...’
Radio Times YouTube
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PROUD DAD - Danny Dyer watches daughter Dani in Love Island ; Dean Washington msg ’That’s spun your nut son :)’
JOE YouTube
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LI18 LINEUP - Meet the Brand New Love Islanders : note ’Comments are disabled for this video’
Love Island YouTube
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SHAG SHOW - ’Naked Stupid Venal Morally Bankrupt Spiritually Dead Actually Pretty Ugly Young People F***ing For Money. (Giles Coren on Love Island, Twitter)
Giles Coren Twitter
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FAMILY AFFAIR - ’Very excited about the new series of Love Island. Don’t get me wrong: it’s drivel. But it’s also the one thing that can lure my 15-year-old daughter out of her room and on to the sofa with her family. Yes, it’s a terrible price to pay. But if I have to put up with this sordid spectacle of venal soft porn in order to get half an hour of mum-and-daughter time, then so be it’ (Sarah vine, Daily Mail)
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LoveIslander - LI 2018 channel
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...model / personal trainer Bradley Simmons, 25: ’
HATE running ... but love training with this one @bradleysimmonds’
Caroline Flack Instagram
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FLACK STYLE - Caroline Flack in Thailand training for Love Island 2019 with rigorous regime of night swimming and...
Caroline Flack Instagram
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WEGAN / WEVAN - Wes Nelson ’Dancing On Ice’ with Vanessa Bauer. Change ’g’ to ’v’ for a new couple name. LoveIslander no body language expert but is Vanessa’s left hand placement sending out strong message to Megan? Is Wes skating on thin ice?
Vanessa Bauer Instagram
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MEGAN TO VANESSA - msg deleted from Megan’s instagram : ’Love that you announce your break up on the night of your first performance with my boyfriend. You’ve never reached out to once or invited me to watch you train. It pained you to introduce yourself to me you didn’t even look me in the eye’
Megan Barton Hanson instagram
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...appeared on Brexit Blind Date with Lord Mayor of Sheffield Magid Magid BBC BBC having recently quit her role as a policy adviser in the civil service
BBC
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’WE’RE BACK’ - Love Island 2018 get together for Christmas Special : ’coming soon’ so prsmbly some time around Xmas and at this mansion rather than back on the island?
Caroline Flack Instagram
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SIDE PROJECT - ’It has been a barren run for sure...but I feel like my game’s in a good spot’. Dr Alex has been moonlighting as a pro golfer. Whilst appearing on Love Island he also managed four days at The Open as Justin Rose : ’A lot of people are fancying you this week’ - ’You’ve got to be a big boy...then it’s about finishing it off’
BeanymanNews
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COUPLE NAME - LoveIslander assumed that Alex + Alexandra couple name would be Alexandra but no! Alexandra came up with ’Al squared’. This girl is more than a match for the doc.
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MAKE ME JEALOUS - touch of the green-eyed monster (Shakespeare, Othello) when old Laura learnt that her new man, carpenter / model Paul Knops, snogged Britney Spears in the ’Make Me’ vid (at 3:42)
Britney Spears YouTube
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WOOD? - what did Britney and Paul discuss between takes? Could it have been wood (as in carpentry rather than porn)? Laura would like to know.
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LOVE ISLAND LEGEND - Laura (old) has a thing for Eamonn Holmes but his wife Ruth is jealous : ’I think it would be nice if you just maybe went in and just talked to Laura about why she keeps getting dumped’...’Yeah I could be like a father figure, an agony uncle in there’
This Morning YouTube
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REAL OR FAKE? - Samira spills the beans : ’Alex? He’s real...he’s mad...he’s just so funny’
ODE YouTuibe
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ON CRACK - ’Love Island is, it turns out, the entertainment equivalent of crack cocaine. To immerse yourself in such synapse-sucking froth is to cross a line that cannot be uncrossed. It requires commitment on an absurd scale – an hour or more, six nights a week – to keep up with the bed hopping, the tear-stained confessionals and the curious campfire coupling rituals. And yet I am deliciously, unapologetically hooked’ (Fiona Sturges, The Guardian)
The Guardian
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LONGEST IN SHOW - did LoveIslander’s ears deceive or did Alexandra say she’s ’discombobulated’? FFS girl this is Love Island and that’s 15 letters! Only Alex is likely to know what you mean. You had better hope he wants to recouple with you. Oh, he just has.
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GONE GIRL - Georgia ’Honest and Loyal’ Steel has left the villa...with her man Sam : ’I’ve got the girl’
Love Island YouTube
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…but Waura, A & E and Eymeg had already split unlike A-Z so Alex was now separated from Zara and the burgeoning Eyellie relationship was rent asunder leaving Adam, Alex, Laura and Ellie as singletons because Wes and Megan had already re-formed as Wegan whilst Jani, 2Sam and Jogia were unchanged...
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