REUNION - Love Island reunion is happening! Fashion note : Dani Dyer in oversized shirt and important news that...
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...she and Jack Fincham are ’Social Media Hosts’ for the National Television Awards 2019 and...
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...Jack has launched his brand of ’stylish, yet affordable, yet innovative pens which are set to be the must have writing instrument over the coming months’. Here’s the launch vid for Fincham London and...
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...here’s the black pen. At £9.99 it’s the perfect stocking-filler, also available in blue and red!
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CELEBS GO DRINKING - Olivia Attwood, ’Love Island’ class of 2017, now on ’Celebs Go Dating’, shows off her transferable skillz : mollyalst@georgiasimon15 msg ’who needs a glass😂😂’
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FLACK FELLA BACK? - Caroline Flack Instaposted bikini shot on Sept 11 but most important detail not the embonpoint but the engagement ring. Daily Mail reports former fiance Andrew Brady spotted moving his stuff back into her home. Are they officially boyfriend and girlfriend again, to use Love Island lingo? Both parties staying Instaschtum!
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ANDREW NEEDY - Andrew Brady Instapost ’I’m sure she’s sick of how needy I am’ ostensibly refers to Ruby Coco Brady but is it in fact a coded msg for La Flack?
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COMEBACK - Love Island 2019 has got to follow the Flack / Brady example and feature the return of an ejectee. TV gold!
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BRAKE UP - less than 2 months since leaving the Love Island villa Charlie Brake and Ellie brown have officially split following a romantic stay in Switzerland : jadegxo msg ’Mad this was 6 days ago and now you’ve both split’ but...
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JOG ON - Sophia Peschisolido, daughter of Canadian footballer Paul Peschisolido and Baroness Brady, aka businesswoman and Apprentice star Karren Brady, rumoured to have turned down Love Island gig in order to concentrate on modelling career
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JANI - How long can Jack and Dani last? LoveIslander not talking careers here. Check out Daddy Dyer’s question on Celebrity Juice.
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SMIRKING, WINNING - Michael Caine, Tom Courtenay, Michael Gambon, Charlie Cox, Jim Broadbent, Paul Whitehouse and Ray Winstone all at ’King of Thieves’ premiere with Adam Collard : ’Awesome time...Great watch & what a cast!’
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GO DEEP - Eyal Booker, model / philosopher from Love Island 2018, has signed on the dotted line for series 5 of ’Celebs Go Dating. The big existential question is ’Will he be going deep?’. This Insta Pensée may provide a clue : ’What you think, you become’. LoveIslander now reflecting on those wise words.
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ME TOO - former motorsport grid girl Olivia Attwood from Love Island class of ’17, seen here (middle) on Love Island 2018 Aftersun assessing Dr Alex’s chances with the new girls, is also on Celebs Go Dating 2018 however...
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...she is less cerebral, more down-to-earth than Eyal : ’Got straw in my butt crack. But had to do it for the gram’ but...
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...has obvs been training for Celebs Go Dating for over a year now, judging by the Insta snap of what Dr Alex calls ’doggy fashion’ rather than...
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...doggy style. The good doctor’s secret is an obsession with hair dryers, according to Rosie Williams. Olivia’s analysis of his LI predicament was ’He’s getting pushed into the friend zone’. She’s an inspired choice for ’Celebs Go Dating’!
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WINNINGEST - LoveIslander concept for new reality show is called ’The Only Way Is Made In Naked Attraction Dating Strictly Celebrity Love Island Get Me Out Of Here’ or TOWIMINADSCLIGMOOH for short, pronounced ’Towie my nads clig moo’. Catchy name, it’s got ’winning’ written all over it. TV gold!
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW? - Love Island class of ’17 contestant Montana Brown is on another island...
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...called Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls which is filmed in Las Perlas, Panama. Anyway Montana walks out, as does Roxanne Pallett who has only just quit Celebrity Big Brother. How is it, you ask, that Rox gets from the CBB house to Panama so quickly? Well, it’s complicated so you’ll just have to trust LoveIslander on this one. In a nutshell, it’s all down to something known amongst scientists as the ’celebrity space-time continuum’. LoveIslander, bound by the Official Secrets Act, cannot say any more.
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CONFUSED.COM? - Roxanne Pallet, currently ’on’ Celebrity Island 2018 is now rumoured to be in the running for ’I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’, subject to extensive psychological profiling. She was in CBB 2018 with Ryan Thomas until he didn’t punch her which led to the ’Punchgate’ scandal. He was on Celebrity Island 2017 and should pop up on Love Island 2016 any second now to meet his brother Scott Thomas who made it to the final with Kady McDermott. They stuck together on the out until late 2017. Scott’s twin brother Adam Thomas was in IACGMOOH 2016 with Ola Jordan who was in Strictly and who...
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HOT STUFF - remember the Love Island fireman challenge which featured stripping, ropes, hosepipes, fireman’s lifts and other essential firefighting techniques such as pelvic thrusting?..
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...well, Dany Cotton, London Fire Brigade head, has pointed out that
offensive cliches such as sexualised portrayals of females being saved from danger can put off young women rom joining the fire service. Who knew LI was so...deep? Someone call Eyal.
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SUPERBEAUTY - Love Island sponsor Superdrug launches in-store botox and fillers service at flagship London store The Strand with a view to rolling out further clinics across the UK. Check the vid - Q. who hasn’t had a little work?
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C WORD - Ultimate Matchmaker Lara Asprey on Dr Alex’s fear of the c-word : ’He’s the perfect affable British chap. He’s got a fear of commitment so I’d have to find him someone who could hold their own and show him the way’. Count the sexual euphemisms - one, two, three...
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...however the c-word that doesn’t scare Dr Alex has four letters and starts with ’c’...yes, you’re right, he loves cars
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IMITATION - is the sincerest form of flattery. Celebrity Big Brother 2018 going for a Love Island vibe according to The Sun : ’Celebrity Big Brother is back to fill the void for reality TV addicts mourning the loss of Love Island - and the revamped house looks just like the villa’...
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...’First look inside Celebrity Big Brother’s new Love Island style house with tropical decor, pool, hot tub and funky bar’ provided by The Sun
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SHOULDER TROLLS - surfer girl Laura Crane trolled because her shoulders deemed ’too blokey’ for Love Island : ’If I didn’t have strong arms and legs I wouldn’t be able to stand up on a surfboard and travel the world doing what I love’
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