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...’Bojo the bog roll bandit’ by the popular press following...
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...delivery of a lorry load of ’Silver Whisper’ luxury loo roll to 10 Downing Street. As the PM says...
Mail News
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CELEB CV - former glamour model and 2008 ’Dancing On Ice’ star...
TeamDancingOnIce
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...Linda Lusardi reported to be ’extremely ill’ with coronavirus but nothing on her Twitter or...
Linda Lusardi Twitter
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...’We are still celebrating Mother’s Day this year - but with my mum on FaceTime rather than face to face’. Susanna’s stand-in...
Susanna Reid Instagram
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...caused the postponement of the Invictus Games for which...
ITV News
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...Day 1 - I feel hot and the cough is worse...
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...InstaPosts that ’We are all in this together’ and ’look forward to sharing more over the days and weeks to come’ have not met with universal approval : rhondapoacher msg ’You should leave the distribution of reliable and timely information to those who are knowledgeable in the field. This is no place for your pontification’ and tanyabullo293 msg ’Self isolate forever’
Sussex Royal Instagram
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CV - coronavirus or Chinese Virus? The latter according to President Trump :’I always treated the Chinese Virus very seriously, and have done a very good job from the beginning, including my very early decision to close the “borders” from China - against the wishes of almost all. Many lives were saved. The Fake News new narrative is disgraceful & false!’
Donald J. Trump Twitter
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IN QUARANTINE WITH MADONNA - Madge’s daily diaries : let them uplift you
Madonna Instagram
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’SEVEN DAYS OF SICKNESS AND PARANOIA’ - My week in isolation : a Fever Diary’ (Hattie Crisell, The Times) ’I’ve had a sore throat over the weekend, and this morning I seem to have a very minor cough. No fever at any point and basically feel fine. Think v v unlikely to be CV...
Hattie Crisell Instagram
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CORONASPEAK - ’covidiot’ = corona virus idiot, corona cretin, corona c**t. For example...
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...Day 2 - I sleep deeply and wake up in a very sweaty bed...
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...’Bojo the bog roll bandit’ by the popular press following...
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...Day 5 - I wake up with new energy. I’m still coughing, but my nose has stopped running, and I feel, if not like a million dollars, then certainly like some dollars...
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PPE - personal protective equipment : builders’ masks are very similar to those used for treating coronavirus because they offer protection from small dust particles and asbestos.
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CELEB CV - former glamour model and 2008 ’Dancing On Ice’ star...
TeamDancingOnIce
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...Day 3 - I wake up feeling low...
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...someone who does the ’Corona Challenge’ : licking any surface (hand rails, keyboards, toilet seats, fingerprint security scanners,
etc) for likes.
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...Linda Lusardi reported to be ’extremely ill’ with coronavirus but nothing on her Twitter or...
Linda Lusardi Twitter
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...Day 4 - Emotional equilibrium retuns and brings with it an onslaught of snot...
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...’We are still celebrating Mother’s Day this year - but with my mum on FaceTime rather than face to face’. Susanna’s stand-in...
Susanna Reid Instagram
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...Day 6 - It is officially my seventh day since my cough and fever began, and so should be the last of my self-isolation. I’m still coughing’
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MILEY - Cockney Rhyming Slang for ’virus’, from Miley Cyrus = coronavirus. Example : ’You had the Miley yet?’
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