’SEVEN DAYS OF SICKNESS AND PARANOIA’ - My week in isolation : a Fever Diary’ (Hattie Crisell, The Times) ’I’ve had a sore throat over the weekend, and this morning I seem to have a very minor cough. No fever at any point and basically feel fine. Think v v unlikely to be CV...
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IN QUARANTINE WITH MADONNA - Madge’s daily diaries : let them uplift you
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...Day 2 - I sleep deeply and wake up in a very sweaty bed...
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CORONASPEAK - ’covidiot’ = corona virus idiot, corona cretin, corona c**t. For example...
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...Day 3 - I wake up feeling low...
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...someone who does the ’Corona Challenge’ : licking any surface (hand rails, keyboards, toilet seats, fingerprint security scanners,
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...Day 4 - Emotional equilibrium retuns and brings with it an onslaught of snot...
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...donated $10,000 to ’provide essential items to those effected by Covid-19’
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...One week after testing Positive, in self-isolation, the symptoms are much the same. No fever but the blahs’.
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IDRIS ELBA BULLETIN - ’This morning I tested positive for Covid 19. I feel ok, I have no symptoms so far but have been isolated since I found out about my possible exposure to the virus. Stay home people and be pragmatic. I will keep you updated on how I’m doing 👊🏾👊🏾 No panic’. Keep up with Dris on Twitter.
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...self-isolating in a luxury mansion in Canada. Their...
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...InstaPosts that ’We are all in this together’ and ’look forward to sharing more over the days and weeks to come’ have not met with universal approval : rhondapoacher msg ’You should leave the distribution of reliable and timely information to those who are knowledgeable in the field. This is no place for your pontification’ and tanyabullo293 msg ’Self isolate forever’
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NO SELFIES : STAYING SAFE WITH SCHWARZENEGGER - Arnie advice : ’Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts’. Fortunately...
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DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES - ’you need your f****** lungs’ msg from previously healthy gym-goer Tara Jane Langston now in ICU, a victim of the coronavirus
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CORONASPEAK - ’covidiot’ = corona virus idiot, corona cretin, corona c**t. For example...
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...’Bojo the bog roll bandit’ by the popular press following...
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PPE - personal protective equipment : builders’ masks are very similar to those used for treating coronavirus because they offer protection from small dust particles and asbestos.
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...delivery of a lorry load of ’Silver Whisper’ luxury loo roll to 10 Downing Street. As the PM says...
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...someone who does the ’Corona Challenge’ : licking any surface (hand rails, keyboards, toilet seats, fingerprint security scanners,
etc) for likes.
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CELEB CV - former glamour model and 2008 ’Dancing On Ice’ star...
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...Linda Lusardi reported to be ’extremely ill’ with coronavirus but nothing on her Twitter or...
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