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CRS - Dani’s dad is Danny Dyer, an expert in Cockney Rhyming Slang
who has admitted he likes to come up with neologisms in the genre which is exciting news for keen etymologists like Susie Dent off ’Countdown’
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DANNY **** - in CRS Danny Glover = ’lover’, Danny Marr = ’car’, Danny La Rue = ’clue’ : now try your own CRS neologisms for ’Danny Dyer’…
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...go on, give it a go, it’s easier than you think : liar, friar, deep fat fryer, flyer, town crier etc etc
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TEQUILA LOVE - they could be twins : Jack does Danny Dyer impression to widespread acclaim...
John Jasmin youTube
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...as Tommy Johnson in a scene from The Football Factory : ’All right, sweetheart? You all right, girl, yeah?...Do you want a drink? A few tequilas? A couple of little cheeky tequilas, yeah? Shall we get on it?...Tequilas. Get these two birds here a couple of tequilas. I’m gonna smash the fuckin’ granny out of that’
Tequila Love YouTube
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DADDY DYER DROPS IN - Fathers’ Day msg from Danny Dyer ; ’On me way to have a couple of cheeky tequilas with some slice of a geezer called Jack’
Danny Dyer Instagram
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YOU WHAT? - Danny Dyer introduced viewers to the word ’slice’ some years ago playing Mick Carter in EastEnders ; ’...in cockney rhyming slang it means you are not all with it’
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FLY ME - Danny Dyer ’as got form when it comes to flying : da geezer’s well into UFOs, in’t ’e?
That is Jokes YouTube
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WHY, NIALL, WHY? - stress, appaz, and the pressure of competition : niallaslam msg ’Just two 8.5/10’s taking a selfie x’
Niall Aslam instagram
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FACT - ’No plans for us to air any England games into the villa’ msg from TV suits but England squad at football World Cup insist on ITV2 at hotel in Russia to keep up with all the Love Island action
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FICTION - rumour of a new boy in the villa immediately dismissed as fake news by Love Island fans because his ab count was a little on the low side
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DOCTOR, DOCTOR - ’In a world of players like Adam, be an Alex. I’m obsessed! I just love Alex! I almost don’t want anyone to pick him because I don’t think they’re worthy’ (Myleene Klass)
Myleene Klass Twitter
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BANDANA BOYS - ’hors de combat’ declaration by Niall occasioned a recoupling in which bandanas featured strongly : Josh went for the front knot option (1:12) whilst Adam favoured a more traditional look (3:53)
Love Island YouTube
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BEN STILLER BANDANA - LoveIslander can’t decide which Ben Stiller bandana look Adam is channelling : is it Tugg Speedman (at 0:23 in Tropic Thunder)...
Tropic Thunder YouTube
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...or is Paul Pogba the key influencer here (at 0:15 in the Wish Shopping ad)? Whatevs, Adam has his finger firmly on the fashion pulse!
Wish Shopping YouTube
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SWIMFLUENCERS - ’Call it a backlash to all those neon thongs on Love Island or blame Kim Kardashian for posting one too many gratuitous bikini selfies but we have arrived at a pivotal moment in the world of swimwear: a summer where the new status one-piece is, above anything else, a symbol of your style credentials’ (Caroline Leaper, The Telegraph)
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PEAK BIKINI - message about ’bikini backlash’ has not yet reached Love Island : check out ’Bikini Balcony’ moment at 1:35 on the vid while LoveIslander puts in a call to Kim’s people for a second opinion on ’peak bikini’ situation
Love Island YouTube
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KKW SAYS ’COPY THAT’ - LoveIslander can’t get thru to Kim Kardashian West right now however it looks like she’s heard the news about peak bikini but has yet to pivot into a one-piece : she must be in what fashion experts call a ’transitional phase’, obvs
Kim kardashian
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